Thursday, November 12, 2009

A Special Place in Heaven

The following is a transcript of a 911 call:


911 Dispatcher: Clark County 911, what's your emergency?

Woman: Yes, I want to report a person driving drunk.

911 Dispatcher: Are you in front of or behind them?

Woman: I am them.

911 Dispatcher: You am them?

Woman: Yes, I am them.


LOVE it!

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