I was at Walmart the other night and I couldn't help but notice this card as I walked by.
Being the extremely cool and literate person that I am, at first glance I thought the card said, "If you stroke for a long time ..." Did I mention I'm also curious? So there I am standing in the middle of Walmart rubbing a card and nothing is happening (I keep telling myself this isn't a precursor for things in the future). Since I was getting bored, I re-read the card and realized my mistake.
I promptly put the card back, looked around to make sure no one saw me and walked off... not before I took a picture of the card though!
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
2 comments:
Hahahahaha! I can almost visualize the whole thing ... oh, my ...
LOL. Oh that is too much. Sounds like something I'd do.
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